SURPRISE
Trent Willmon
Intro: (E) (E) (E) (E)
My (E) conscience finally got to me
Workin' 60 hours a week
(A) Leavin' her alone
Bored to death at home
So (E) one day I asked off early
I (B) dropped that bottle of wine
When I flipped on the light
(C) You can't im(B)agine (E) my
Surp(G)rise
They were havin' a real good (C) time
Yeah, I nearly lost my (G) mind
When I saw the leather an' (D) spikes
Ar(C)ound her (G) neck
And he was handcuffed to my (C) bed
I thought he was my fr(G)iend
Guess it was all (F) lies (D)
Surp(F)rise (C) (F) (C) (D)
The (E) judge gave her all I had
And he did the same for my old friend
Yeah, his (A) Lexus and his house
All went to his spouse
So when (E) I moved out
He just moved in
He went (B) back to get his drawers
At the place he lived before
(C) Guess who (B) answered the (E) door???
Sur(G)prise
I hooked up with his ex-(C)wife
Who's prettier and sweeter than (G) mine
Now we're living in his ex-high-(D)rise
Ja(C)cuzzi (G) bath
Yeah, we sit back in them bubbles and (C) laugh
While they're livin' in my run down (G) shack
Yeah, serves them (F) right (D)
Surp(F)rise (C) (F) (C) (D)
SOLO
Surp(E)rise...
Surp(G)rise
Yeah, that trip to Maui sure was (C) nice
Oh, in Vegas we rolled the (G) dice
Now it's steak and taters every (D) night
(C) Next week(G)end
We're headed off to Disney(C)land
Yeah, I knew he was rich
But, DAMN!!!!!!!
Hell, I can ret(F)ire.... (D)
Sur(F)prise (C) (F) (C) (D)
