[This song has REALLY simplistic chords in it, it's all in the
strumming and lead to get the different sounds but trust me the
verses are all G. Not the best song to play on an acoustic guitar
but here is the chord chart.]


Verse 1: (all G chord)
5:30 pm rolls around there's a little old joint outside of town
I've only got time for a couple of beers
And a jukebox song ringing in my ears
Next thing you know the bartender's pouring, shots are flowing
Got me stoned and all I really know is that I should be going
But I'm soakin' up the moment

Chorus:
G
I'm all Jacked up, all Jacked up
C G
Don't believe I've ever had this much
D
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
G
Time sure flies when you're all Jacked up


Verse 2: (all G chord)
It was gettin' mighty close to 9 o'clock
What the hell I'll have one more shot
Then a wink and a boy at the end of the bar
Guess I mighta must've gone a little too far
Cause a big ole girl walked outta the blue
10 foot 2 with a bad attitude
Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth
I guess I had it comin' I deserved it too


Chorus 2:
G
Cause I was all Jacked up, all Jacked up
C G
Don't believe I've ever had this much
D
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
G
Don't start no start no stuff when you're all Jacked up



Instrumental Break: G C G D G


Verse 3: (all G chord)
Don't have to go home but you can't stay here
That's what they said when I got my last beer
Oh my God it's 2 o'clock, can't find my keys and my truck's locked
So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window
Hurt my elbow, got me in though
Two foot later backed in to the light pole
All the town folk, got a good show


Chorus 3:
G
I'm all Jacked up, all Jacked up
C G
Don't believe I've ever had this much
D
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
G
Don't drive your truck when you're all Jacked up
G C G
Jacked up... woooo ooh
D
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
G
Don't start no stuff when you're all Jacked up
D
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
C
Don't drive your car, don't start no stuff in no bar, 
hell I wouldn't even tell anybody where you are
G
When you're all.... Jacked up

G
All Jacked up, all Jacked up
C G
All Jacked up, all Jacked up
D C G
yeah yeah yeah yeah....

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