Verse 1:
C G C
Well I ain't never had a problem with California
G
There's a lot of good women from Sacramento to Corona
F C A
But them Hollywood types, after a while wear on ya
G
Strutin' around in their size zeros,
G
Skinny little girls no meat on thier bones
G
Never even heard of George Jones
CHORUS:
C G C
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls
C
Ain't you glad there's still a few of us left, who know how
G
to rock your world
F C F
Ain't afraid to eat fried chicken and dirty dance to Merle
G C
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls
Verse 2:
C G C
There ain't nothing wrong with plastic surgery
C G
Well, Dolly Parton never looked so good to me
F C A
Everybody oughta be exactly who they want to be
G
But that Paris Hilton gets under my skin
G
With her big fake smile and her painted on tan
G
Never had a chance at a real man
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D G D G F
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G C
Ain't you glad we ain't all California girls
