[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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I got time and I'm full of hate
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Loaded on ketamine and heartbreak
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Nothing has been the same since you've been gone
Em
Every night's a little bit longer
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And every drink is a little bit stronge
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My peace of mind ain't peaceful at all
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By the time they got to the scene of the crime
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My love was dead and the killer was crying
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He put a pistol up to his temple and smiled
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"I was born to serve the savior
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To make sure Jephthas promise is paid for
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Now that my job here is done..."
[Chorus]
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I'm going to heaven
That's a fact
Em
I'm going to heaven
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And I won't come back
F# Em
I'm gonna laugh and I'll praise my way to heaven
N.C.
Then he blew out his brains
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[Verse 2]
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I went home and spent that night
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Trying to grieve that love of mine
Bm Em
All I could think was how to get to that bastard
Em
You see, blood and bones are easy to hurt
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But that son a bitch left both on earth
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So I'll find a way come hell or holy water
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I took some pills and went down to hell
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Brought some wine for the devil himself
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He said "that prick isn't here, he's up in the kingdom"
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So I made a deal if I spent some time
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Pouring bleach in a couple sinners eyes
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He'd send me on a bullet train to the lord
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And I can't wait to knock knock knock down heaven's door
[Chorus]
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Cause I'm going to heaven
No matter what they say
Em
I'm going to Heaven
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Even God won't get in my way
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He can scream and he can pray but
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I'm not leaving till the pearly gates are crimson
[Verse 3]
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Like a bat out of hell I shot up the stairs
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From the song that we won't mention
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With a gift that my buddy Lucy gave me, a polished 1911
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St. Petey was shaking and cried excuse me sir you can't cut the line
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I said "cute little bark, I guess all dogs do go to heaven."
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A laugh was shaking the gate from the other side
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The big man himself was standing there approximately 4 foot 5
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He said good to see you son, why'd you come to Kingdom Come
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I snapped "Hey Giggles, you know exactly what he's done"
[Bridge]
N.C.
As a business man you should understand handling business
So step aside or I'll fill these clouds with blood
I'm not here for you so move or I'm gonna make ya
And kingdom without the king is just (dumb)
N.C.
He said "no"
Son, you're just confused with a capital K
Your day will come but right now this is all just a big mistake
N.C.
They say much dreaming and many words are meaningless, so fear me
I said what? He said I don't know... let's get you out of this hole
[Chorus]
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I'm not going to heaven
As far as I can tell
Em
I'm not going to heaven
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And I was never in hell
F# Em
When I opened my eyes that love of mine was laughing
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She said you're having one hell of a dream
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Goddamn ketamine
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Who put the mean in ketamine
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I hate ketamine
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