If These Dogs Could Talk - McBryde Ashley

If These Dogs Could Talk chords

[Intro]
D   G
 
 
[Verse 1]
G
There's a three-legged beagle who lays there spread eagle
                                D
On the driveway outside Patti's trailer
                                               D7
He looks like he's sleepin' but he knows she's dealin'
                               G
And that she's been bonin' the neighbor
G
There's a mean little poodle we call cranky doodle
                               D
Ridin' high in Lynnette's Vera Bradley
          D7
And he'll take to the grave that her husband is gay
                               G
Cause doodle likes chewin' his panties
 
 
[Chorus]
                    C

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If these dogs could talk
                 G
They'd sure tell on you
                D7                      G  G7
We're all lucky barkin' is all they can do
                 C                           D
They dig up your secrets, they know all your trash
                     G         D                  Em
The tales they could tell, the tongues they could wag
    C                 Am
God knows what they'd say
                D7
Might ruin your day
                        G D  G
If these dogs could talk
 
 
[Verse 2]
G
There's a brown one named Patience
                                             D
She always waitin' for scraps outside of the diner
D
Leroy is servin', one thing's for certain
                         G
A hamburger steak always finds her
G
He may be a meth head who smokes up his paycheck
                          D
But everyone needs a best friend
    D7
And she may be blind, but she sees him just fine
                                   G
And don't care what they say about him
 
 
[Chorus]
                    C
If these dogs could talk
                 G
They'd sure tell on you
                D7                      G  G7
We're all lucky barkin' is all they can do
                 C                           D
They dig up your secrets, they know all your trash
                     G         D                  Em
The tales they could tell, the tongues they could wag
    C                 Am
God knows what they'd say
                D7
Might ruin your day
                    G
If these dogs could talk
 
 
[Bridge]
           Am                      D7
They could sniff out the cheaters, point out the liars
C                       G
Shit on their lawns and piss on their tires
Am                         D7
They can smell kindness so maybe be kinder
    C                      D           C  D
And don't even think about kickin' one
 
 
[Guitar Solo]
D  C    G    D  D7  G
 
 
[Chorus]
G                D                           D
They dig up your secrets, they know all your trash
                     G         D                  Em
The tales they could tell, the tongues they could wag
    C                 Am
God knows what they'd say
                D7
Might ruin your day
                    G
If these dogs could talk
 
 
[Outro]
                      Am
God knows what they'd say
                     D                           G D   G
Might make someone's day if these dogs could talk