Post-Sellout chords
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[Verse 1]
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There was a man
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He had a chicken farm
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He did it right and he knew it was right
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Where the money would flow in
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His grandaddy told him when he was a young boy
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He said son you're gonna die on this chicken farm
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So you better get used to shoveling manures and
[Verse 2]
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One day he went home
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And his wife was sucking some dick
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From one of his homeboys
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And he said why'd you do it to me
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She just cried and he let his homeboy just leave
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And so they fucked for a second
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And finally they quieted
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She cooked up some fried chicken
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And they started moving silent
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Through the kitchen to some old song
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They didn't know what was wrong
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Until the children came in and said Mom and Dad what are you doing
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And they said nothing we're just boot scootin'
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Around the kitchen at nine
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O'clock in the night
[Verse 3]
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The next morning he said baby, don't worry
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I gotta go to work but it's not in a hurry
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I can got time for, to love on you
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But I gotta question for you
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Did he stick his finger in your ass?
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Like you like it, like you let me do
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I can't handle it if you let him stick his finger in it
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I won't have it no way in hell
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I'll shoot him in the face and go straight to jail
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But I got some chickens that need feedin'
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Cows at home they need to be grazin'
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But they won't do it without me, no
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While my fucking wife is a whore
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Why do you like to suck mean dick every goddamn night
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I wish you weren't such a whore
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But I kinda like it because it makes me horny
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Baby, please come back to me
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Is your mom available?