Intro.: | (G) (G#dim) | (D) (Bm) | (E) (A) | (D) | (D)
(Oh, all the names and locations have been changed
To protect the innocent, which would be me)
Well, (D)I missed class today, slept in a little late, had (G)too much fun last (D)night
At least I got an "A" on my last test, I drank a (E)case of Keystone (A)Light
Well, (D)that's the beer we drink here, you (G)always get your money's (D)worth
You put your (G)beer goggles (G#dim)on, and they (D)don't wear (Bm)off
(E) Until you're (A)lovin' the (D)worst
(Chorus)
So, let's change the (G)subject, well, how about those (D)grades?
Well, there's an "A" in alcohol, a "B" in beer
(A)"C" is for the night class we (D)live all year
(G)"D" is for (G#dim)drunk, and there (D)ain't no (Bm)"E"
So, (E)"F" is for, for (A)Ever-(D)clear
The (D)teacher missed class today, slept in a little late, had (G)too much fun last (D)night
At least she took us up on our last offer to (E)drink some warm, red (A)wine
She (D)used to be a stripper at the Ol' Red Fox down (G)on Highway sixty-(D)nine
Well, (G)let me tell you (G#dim)friends, her (D)shirt came (Bm)off
(E) By the (A)end of the (D)night
(Chorus)
Well, let's change the (G)subject, well, how about those (D)grades?
Well, there's an "A" in alcohol, a "B" in beer
(A)"C" is for Ms. Carter who we (D)love so dear
(G)"D" is for (G#dim)drunk, and there (D)ain't no (Bm)"E"
So, (E)"F" is for, for (A)Ever-(D)clear, okay, here's where it gets good
So, (D)we missed class today, slept in a little late, had (G)too much fun last (D)night
Well, I woke up this mornin' without any warnin', Ms. (E)Carter's layin' by my (A)side
Well, (D)I got a full ride all last night, she (G)really knows her Sex (D)Ed
And (G)I learned (G#dim)more with my (D)hands (Bm)on
Than (E)any book (A)I've ever (D)read
(Chorus)
Well, let's change the (G)subject, well, how about those (D)grades?
There's an "A" in alcohol, a "B" in beer,
(A)"C" is for Ms. Carter who's a-(D)sleep right here
(G)"D" is for (G#dim)drunk, and there (D)ain't no (Bm)"E"
So, (E)"F" is for, for (A)Ever-(D)clear
(Tag)
That ol' (G)"D" is for (G#dim)drunk, and there (D)ain't no (Bm)"E"
So, (E)"F" is for, for (A)Everclear
Outro.: | (G) (G#dim) | (D) (Bm) | (E) (A) | (D) -----
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