The 31st Of Never © 2003 Larry Mofle 8/7/03 I knew this gal I thought she was swell And I chased her a long time She’d barely give me a second look And mumbled somethin’ ‘bout “when pigs fly” I got up the courage to ask her out And when I tried to set a date I asked the question that begged an answer And this is what she said Chorus: On the 31st of never around nine o’clock Well, I’ll be waiting at home in a skimpy little dress Waiting for your knock And on the 31st of never, I hope I can wait On the 31st of never, I’ll see you here And baby, don’t be late Well I guess I was just too excited By her really sayin’ yes I never really noticed those other things She’d say under her breath Something ‘bout a “snowball’s chance” And when hell freezes over someday I always thought I didn’t have a chance But the temperature’s risin’ today Chorus