Puttin On The Dog - Mike Snider

Puttin On The Dog chords

Here is a song recorded by Mike Snider that I transcribed today:

Puttinâ On The Dog
Mike Snider

C                         A
Since all her friends has got one
D
My wife is aâwantinâ one too
G7
A fur coat -
                C
And there ainât nuthinâ else gonna do.

C                    A
Said sheâd look real classy,
D
Make me proudâa her
G7
If run down to the store
    C
And buy her a fur.

Well, she put me tâ thinkinâ how that I

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Was gonna swing that kinda deal
She knows we canât afford nuthinâ like that
And Iâm too afraid tâ steal!

But the problem finally solved itself
Like a bolt out of the blue
It just jumped right out in front of me
On highway twenty-two

That big olâ german shepard
My car he didnât see
He went to dog heaven
Left his hide there for me.

For six weeks in the basement
I worked on it every night
It was trial and error
But I finally got it right

I put it in a Captain Crunch box
Carried it upstairs to her
She french kissed me
When she seen her fur

Now sheâs got that fuzzy fur coat
Reaches all the way down to her knees
Sheâs been complaininâ lately
Says her closetâs plumb full of fleas

She donât know old Fido
Is wrapped around her tight
Sheâs puttinâ on the dog
When she goes out at night

Yeah, She donât know old Fido
Is wrapped around her tight
Sheâs really puttinâ on the dog
When she goes out at night

Sheâs been real depressed
Since I backed out over the cat
I believe sheâs gonna smile real big
When I show her that new fur hat!

submitted by Bob Henrickson