Gonna build me a bar, in the back of my car
And drive myself to drinkin
To many beers has me grinding gears
In my 67' lincoln.
Did I mention I think I'm inchin
Slowly toward extinction
Gonna build a bar, in the back of my car
And drive myself to drinkin.
She said if I lost my job again
She'd walk right out that door
well there she goes and hell who knows
Ain't like it hadn't happen before......
you know it ain't easy being me
Being loaded is a hell of a load
But I got my gin and whole bunch of friends
To help me get down the road
Now I don't want you to think I'm for drinking and driving ladies and gentleman
Cause I'm not
Though I do drink, I do drive, I try not to do both at the same time
Especially when you talkin on a cell phone, trying to change CD player
Eat a McDonalds hamburger And pay for the **** all at the same time.
Lot of work
So heres another verse to show that I'm not for drinking driving goes like this
I know I shouldn't drink and drive,
But that woman put me through hell
Drove off in a ditch, thinking bout that b***h
NOw there hollin my butt to jail