Intro: C F G
C G F C
Someday I'm gonna be famous do I have talent, well no
C G F C
These days you don't really need it thanks to reality shows
C G F C
Can't wait to date a super model can't wait to sue my dad
C G F C
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari on my way to rehab
Chorus
C F G
Cause when you’re a celebrity
C F G Am
It’s adios reality You can act just like a fool
F G F Em G
People think you’re cool just cause your on TV
C F G C F G
I can throw a major fit Have my latte just how I like it
Am F
They say I've gone insane I'll blame it on the fame
G F Em G
The pressures that go with being a celebrity
Solo – C F G C F G
I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters when things don't go my way
And I'll get community service don't matter which law I break
I'll make the supermarket tabloids they'll write some awful stuff
But the more they run my name down the more my price goes up
Chorus
C F G
Cause when you’re a celebrity
C F G Am
It’s adios reality no matter what you do
F G F Em G
People think you’re cool just cause your on TV
C F G C F G
I can fall in and out of love have marriages that barely last a month
Am F
When they go down the drain I'll blame it on the fame
G F Em G
Say its just so tuff being a celebrity
Solo – C F G C F
Bridge
F
So let’s hitch up the wagons and head out west
C G
To the land of the fun in the sun
F
We'll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires
G
Hey hey Hollywood here we come
Solo – C G C F
Chorus
C F G
Cause when you’re a celebrity
N/C Am
It’s adios reality no matter what you do
F G F Em G
People think you’re cool just cause your on TV Being a celebrity
C F G C F G C F G
Yea celebrity Ah HA
C F G F C
Ah, where’s my coffee
