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Here are the lyrics to an as-of-yet unreleased country song by Tom
Batchelor.  Copyright Tom Batchelor.


Well I was sayin' Bulba Bulba
  Among some new friends
Rubbin' their ears
  And eatin' apples with them.
Then someone saw my pinhead eyes
  And said we caught you kiddo
And all I could say was
Yeah you're right, I'm a Ditto!

So I disguised me as a Pikachu
  And entered the forest
And went ahead and joined
  This little Pikachu chorus
Well it all went okay
  Until I sang some wrong notes
And all I could say was
Yeah you're right, I'm a Ditto!

I'm a Ditto
I'm a fake
Nothing at all is my highest stakes I'm a Ditto Nothing at all I'll never take any kind of fall They catch my disguise And they curse, scold and spittle, And all I can say is Yeah you're right, I'm a Ditto! Well if you're listenin' to this song Then you've heard my life story: Pretendin' to be someone With my sweat pouring. But I will never fool no one Not even a little, You know it's so true, Yeah you're right, I'm a Ditto! I'm a Ditto I'm a fake Nothing at all is my highest stakes Yeah I'm a Ditto Nothing at all I'll never take any kind of fall They catch my disguise And they curse, scold and spittle And all I can say is Yeah you're right, I'm a Ditto! I'm a Ditto I'm a fraud I couldn't even convince no one That I was a log! Yeah I'm a fake I'm a Ditto I'm kinda like a front and back Without no middle They catch my disguise And oh, how they spittle And all I can say is Yeah you're right, I'm a Ditto! So I hitched a ride downtown And walked to that Pokemart I heard that they sell Poke cards And they weren't sold out. I took them to the counter Clerk said hey now shut your liddo These cards are for the kids, We won't sell none to no Ditto! I'm a Ditto A losing team Without no dreams Sight to be seen A dud it seems I'm kinda like a Ditto from a Ditto machine Oh I'm a fake I get spittled On my head-o Head full of gritto I'm a Ditto! I'm kinda like a start and end without no middle They catch my disguise And they curse, scold and spittle And all I can say is Yeah you're right I'm a Ditto! They catch my disguise And oh, how they spittle And all I can say is ... (spoken) "Yeah, you're right, I'm a Ditto!"