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Sell Me To My Mom chords - Tom Batchelor

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These are the lyrics to a parody of 'Then You Can Tell Me Goodbye' by
Eddy Arnold and Neil McCoy.  This version is by Tom Batchelor.

You'd kiss me each morning for a million years
If I could just get you high
You tell me you'd love me for a million beers,
Then if it don't work out
If it don't work out
Then you can sell me to my mom.

My mom is evil, she is Satan's twin
She'd sell your soul for a dime
You tell me you'd love me for a million beers,
Then if it don't work out
If it don't work out
Then you can sell me to my mom.

You're an alcoholic
Yeah you love those beers
Even more than you love me.
You like them with vodka or with grapefruit juice
And you've even tried it
And you even liked it
And you even drink it with ... pee!

But if I must go
That's fine with me
If I can just take
A keg with me!

But if I must go I'll accept that fact
And you can even claim I died
>From some kind of cancer or a heart attack,
Even though for real
I'd be a slave to evil
And you would have sold me to my mom.

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