Little Things That Piss Me Off chords - Rodney Carrington ♬ How to Play

Little Things That Piss Me Off chords

Little Things That p**s Me Off  - Rodney Carrington


G                                C
When I'm sittin on a toilet in a house that I don't know
D                              G             
Lookin all around me where the toilet paper go?
                             C
I'm feelin really uneasy I'm feelin real uncertain
        D                       G (N.C)
Cause I gotta wipe my butt again with the shower curtain


Chorus:
           C          D                   G
It's those little things those itty bitty things
           C                  D                 G
It's those little things like that that p**s me off


G                               C
When I pick up on a women and I take her home to bed
D                                                   (N.C)
She starts to take her clothes of and she starts to hell you know
G                            C

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I ask her what her name was she told me it was venus
         D
I reach down between her legs


(Chorus)


G                                   C
Last night I went out drinkin in my old daddy's lincoln
D                   G
I hit a tree killed friend
                                      C
I start to scream and hollar cause he owed me twenty dollars
D                         G
I know I'll never see it again
(NC)
"I know what you're thinking. Hell, he's dead, take it out of his d*** pocket.
I didn't kill nobody.  Hell, there's people out there going 'He killed his d***
friend, that's awful! If i had some mason and i could get up there i'd squirt 
his a**.' Well, listen to it again"
G                                   C
Last night I went out drinkin in my old daddy's lincoln
D                   G      (N.C)
I hit a tree killed friend "Two friends, a couple of orphans and a nun, how
ya like that?"
           C          D   (NC)    
It's those little things   "'Oh, he killed two orphans and a nun!'"