That Awful Day chords - Rodney Carrington ♬ How to Play

That Awful Day chords

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I got home and the door was locked so I tried to ring the bell, I found a little bitty 
that she had wrote telling me to go to hell.
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I crawled in the window got inside she kicked me in the balls and then I cried, Called 
a name said I
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Lied kicked me again thought I died.
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Took my clothes set them on fire and hit me with her curling iron. Tried to block it 
my watch, And
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then she kicked me in the crouch again.
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Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend.

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Well I tried to tell her but she did not care thing's weren't what the seemed, She had a 
on the stove of boiling water and my nad's would soon be steamed.
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I tried to run scream for help she hit me in the nurts with a rhinestone belt.
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 It was like nothing I had ever felt,

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I thing god I wasn't wearing a kilt.
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She grabbed the bat from beneath the bed She swung it once and missed my head,
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 She reared back, swung it again, and Then she hit me in the twin's again.
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Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend.
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Yea today's that awful day, And my boys wont be the same.
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Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend.