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Everyday at lunch in highschool and all my senior year
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I drank my coca-cola, with a touch of everclear
D
I never had to study math, science or history
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I'd have a chemical flashback to jog my memory
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My junior year I swore I loved sweat miss Sherry Anne
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One night I put some everclear in her Dr. Pepper can
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I thought it make her easy but she took it pretty hard
D(ring) Cadd6(let ring)
I took her home and rang her doorbell left her layin in
the yard
(Chorus below)
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Tequila dries me out, and beer just makes me fat
D Cadd9 G
Whiskey makes me naucious tell me who the hell needs that
D
if your thinkin about drinkin well the answers crystal clear
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its the invisible intoxicant, its called everlear
(Play intro riff 1x)
(then...)
G D
I remember my church picnic, in the spring of '89
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Yeah they had four fresh watermelons sliced right off the
G
vine
D
Everyone bowed their heads givin grace to the food
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Hey I pulled out my bottle, and i soaked them melons good
D
They never knew what hit 'em, when the potion went to work
Cadd9
We had grandmas doin backflips, grandpas lookin up their
G
skirts
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They were singin halleluja and Willie Nelson songs
D(let ring)
Preacher said it was the best dang picnic that the
Cadd9(let ring)
Baptists have ever thrown
(Chorus)
(Play intro riff 1x)
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When I'm drinkin everclear I think I'm king of this whole
world
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I'm bigger and badder than John Wayne and cooler than Steve
G
Earl
D
Untill I wake up and I'm faced down in the hall
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Hey I'm completely naked for a reason I can't recall
D
Well I'm kinda sorta thinkin, that maybe I met a chick
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'Cause there's perfume in the air and there's lipstick on
G
my neck
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Well I hope that she was pretty and I hope that she was kind
D(let ring) Cadd9(let ring)
enough to leave my clothes somewere they're easy to find
(Chorus)
(Play intro as Outro)
(End on G)
Cadd9
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