[Chorus]
D G D
Bisquick on the cast iron, dip spit on my collar
G D A
I'm podunk proud and I'll shout it so loud you can hear it way down in the holler
D
I'm a redneck, I'm a redneck
G D
I'll carve it in a cottonwood tree
G D A D
With my redneck knife, yeah, the redneck life is the only life for me
[Verse 1]
D
I get clear from a still
G D
I drink beer, eat deer that I kill
G D
A bug zapper's in my windowsill
A
To keep the sundown skeeters at bay
D
I catch cats with a jug
G D
My truck nuts stay covered in mud
G D
I chew tobacco like a cow does cud
A
And I wouldn't have it any other way
A
'Cause there's
[Chorus]
D G D
Bisquick on the cast iron, dip spit on my collar
G D A
I'm podunk proud and I'll shout it so loud you can hear it way down in the holler
D
I'm a redneck, I'm a redneck
G D
There's a shotgun in my shotgun sеat
G D A D
'Cause if it flies, it dies, yeah, the redneck life is the only life for me
[Verse 2]
D
Moon Pie dessert, largemouth wall art
G D
Earnhardt T-shirt, bought it at the Walmart
G D
Chickens in the pen, cock-a-doodle when the dog bark
A
Ain't all kin but we're somewhere in the ballpark, and there's
[Chorus]
D G D
Bisquick on the cast iron, dip spit on my collar
G D A
I'm podunk proud and I'll shout it so loud you can hear it way down in the holler
D
I'm a redneck, I'm a redneck
G D G
Bury me in the back forty by my redneck wife
D A D
'Cause the redneck life is the only life for me, yeah
[Bridge]
D
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of Dew
G D
Mix it with a trickle of Dickel or two
G D
And when the Mountain Dew and the Dickel's all gone
A
We'll all be drunk and we'll sing this song
[Chorus]
D G D
Bisquick on the cast iron, dip spit on my collar
G D A
I'm podunk proud and I'll shout it so loud you can hear it way down in the holler
D
I'm a redneck, I'm a redneck
G D
And to you I might never not be
G D A Am
Just a stereotype but the redneck life is the only life for me
[Outro]
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