(Casey Beathard / Kerry Kurt Phillips)
I thought that was your voice,
and I thought that was my car.
No we ain’t never met before,
but I know who you are.
You’re livin’ in my house,
and I’m livin’ in a tent.
Don’t laugh this second job of mine
is payin’ both our rents.
You’re out here buyin’ happy meals
and I’m eatin’ rice and pintos.
If you so much as crack a smile man
I’ll come through this here window.
Man you took my wife,
and you took my kids
And you took that life
that I used to live.
My pride, the pool, the boat, my tools,
my dreams, the dog, the cat
Yeah I think that’s everything.
Oh yeah, I almost forgot
Do you want fries with that.
Yeah your ketchup’s in the bag,
and her check is in the mail.
Now I hope your chicken’s raw inside,
and I hope your bun is stale.
Now I’m supposed to tell you please come back,
but how ‘bout this instead
I hope you both choke on a pickle,
man that would tickle me to death.
I don’t know what you’re waitin’ on.
You’re holdin’ up the line.
No you ain’t got no change comin’ back.
Are you out of your mind.
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