I Lobster But Never Flounder chords by Pinkard & Bowden

I Lobster But Never Flounder

G                 C
I was a cook and she was a waitress
G                  D             G
Down at the Salty Dog Seafood CafŽ
     G                                       C
And somewhere 'tween the clam juice and the seaweed salad
 G                   D             G
Some little shrimp just lured her away

CHORUS:
       G                     C
Oh I lobster and never flounder
    G
He wrapped his line around her
          D                D7
And they drove off in his carp
      G                 C
Oh I lobster and never flounder
   G                               D         G
I octopus his face in, he'll only break her heart.

I said just squid and leave me for that piano tuna
If you want to trout something new
She was the bass I ever had, now my life has no porpoise
Oh my cod I love her yes I do

Chorus

Spoken: Frankly scallop, I don't give a clam 
            

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