OSAMA - YO' MAMA
Performed by Ray Stevens
Lyrics: C. W. Kalb, Jr. and Ray Stevens
>From the Album "Osama - Yo' Mama -- The Album"
Osama - yoâ mama didnât raise you right
When you were young she mustaâ wrapped yoâ turban too tight
She should have kept you home on those Arabian nights
It's plain to see - you need some therapy
Osama - yo' mama could have done a lot better
Though I bet every day you did somethin' to upset her
By the way, we got an answer to your anthrax letter
New York City's where it's from - it's called a smart bomb
And I can hear yo' mama sayin' now, ãYou in a heap o' trouble son
ãNow just look what you've done
ãSaw you on TV with yo' gun
ãMercy sakes, I can't do a thing wit'cha, told ya Dubyah's gonna
git'chaä
And I can just hear Dubyah sayin', ãYou in a heap 'o trouble boy
ãAnd I don't think you will enjoy
ãOur game of search and destroy
ãWe got your terror right here, and we gon' run it up yo' rearä
Osama - yo' mama didn't teach you how to act
You've crossed the line too far this time, there ain't no turnin' back
You're startin' to remind us of another maniac
\Yeah, you know who - he started World War II
Osama - yo' mama didn't teach you to behave
Now they say you're hangin' with the bats in a cave
Well, pullin' off that sneak attack was not too brave
Kinda makes us remember - the 7th of December
And I can hear yo' mama sayin' now, ãYou in a heap o' trouble son
ãNow just look what you've done
ãSaw you on TV with yo' gun
ãMercy sakes, I can't do a thing wit'cha, told ya Dubyah's gonna
git'chaä
And I can just hear Dubyah sayin', ãYou in a heap 'o trouble boy
ãAnd I don't think you will enjoy
ãOur game of search and destroy
ãWe got your terror right here, and we gon' run it up yo' rearä
Osama yo' karma's really got you in a jam
But that's just what you get - when you mess with Uncle Sam
Osama the Taliban is history
Nobody wants to see you startin' World War III
Osama you know the al-Qaida won't last
Osama, just like you, it's future's in the past
