10 Beers From Now chords
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Texasfender
Doug Moreland
10 Beers From Now
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Bartender, let me tell ya a story it starts like this
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It was in this bar a year ago I guess
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A cocky Texas boy from Abilene
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Yeah in walked this woman Ive never seen
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Yeah she was sittin right over there
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With her black roots showin through her bleached blond hair
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And I walked up and did something I shouldn’t done
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I opened my mouth when I shoulda turned and run
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I said if youre looking, im thinking
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Youd look better if I was drinkin
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Alcohol impairs my judgement some how
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When I drink I stick my foot in my mouth
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Hope I don’t say this out loud
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But I bet ya looked good twenty pounds ago
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Or even better, ten beers from now
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Well she reached up and she gave me a slap
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Then she sat back and started to laugh
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As I fell over a chair and I hit the floor
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Yeah I was crawling back sayin baby don’t want no more
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She said, you shouldn’t talk about no one else
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You aint much of a prize yourself
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Slim fast hasn’t done a thing for you
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Boy ive bet you’ve bitten off more than you can chew
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She said if youre looking…….
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Yeah soon we discovered
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Though we weren’t attracted to eachother
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Alcohol is a wonderful thing
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And we became inebriated lovers
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And we were looking and we were thinking
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Wed both look better if we were drinkin…………