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            Fruitcake Makes Me Puke
written by Engvall/Hawksley/Powell
12/1/05


INTRO: A  G  D   A  G  D

A                               G                   D
EVery year at Christmas time my friends all like to bake
          A                                     G    D
They make cookies, rolls, and bread and ham and pie
        A                          G              D
And for some weird reason they all send me a fruitcake
       A                              G   D  B
When I tell them that I ate it it's a lie

  A                            G                D
I use them as an anchor for my boat out on the lake
          A                                 G     D
I've made barbells for my cousins Merle and Luke
    A                         G                  D
But if I try to eat some my intestines start to quake
       A/                      B
'Cause fruitcake makes me puke

CHORUS: A E Fruitcake makes me puke A It happens everytime I eat it so I know it's not a fluke A E Fruitcake makes me puke That's the one thing about Christmas that no one can dispute N/C B Fruitcake makes me puke A G D I keep one in my office as a handy paperweight A G D I hear they're used as hammers in Debuke A G D But when I try to eat some I can't get it off the plate A/ B 'Cause fruitcake makes me puke CHORUS SOLO BRIDGE: B7 And the main thing about fruitcake that I have found B7 It looks the same way comin' up as it does goin' down CHORUS E Well that's the one thing about Christmas that my family can't dispute A/ B Fruitcake makes me puke INTRO out


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