E
Well, everything was normal 'round the house you know
E7 B E
'til Grandpa kicked the bucket 'bout a year ago
A
At first she moped around all dressed in black
E B E
'til she finally realized he wasn't coming back
B
Now she's headed out to Bingo, and Lord it's just wrong
B(stop) E
Cause granny's got her Daisy Dukes on
E
Well she pawned her wedding band the very first thing
She got a spray on tan and a belly button ring
A
Got her bikini line waxed and her gray hair dyed
E
Yeah and a tattoo on her back that said Born to Ride
B
The old farts are lining up down at the nursing home
E
Granny's got her Daisy Dukes on
G A E
The way she shakes that thing, Lord it just ain't right
G A B A
Look at those varicose veins running through that cellulite
E A G
Well she traded in her granny panties for a leopard skin thong
B E
Granny's got her Daisy Dukes on……wait there's more
E
She was married to the same man 47 years
She never smoked a cigarette or took a taste of beer
A
She raised her kids and she cooked and she swept the floor
E
Yeah nobody ever thought she wanted anything more
B
Just like her bra those days are gone,
E
Granny's got her Daisy Dukes on
G A E
The way she shakes that thing, Lord it just ain't right
G A B A
Look at those varicose veins running through that cellulite
E E A G
Well she traded in her granny panties for a leopard skin thong……that's just wrong
B E
Granny's got her Daisy Dukes on……
E
I can see her now on the TV in Panama City…Granny's gone wild…..
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