Kiss My Ass (original) chords
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Intro: A
D
I ain’t seen you around
A
In a long long time
G
Why’s that, I can’t recall
A
No reason to rhyme
D
Oh wait, yes I can
A
You never called me back
G A
You must’ve found another man to fall for your act
D
Now you’re so friendly
A
When you see me
G
Sittin’ up here at the bar
A
A keg deep in drinks
G D A
Now you really wanna know if you can join me
Nope
G
No, you can’t sit here
A
No, I’m drinkin’ this beer
D G A
‘Cause you and all you done to me
G A
Now you seem so sad, you say you missed me bad
D G A
You think "well perfect" well honey I disagree
G A G
Now you wanna share a glass girl you must be high on grass
A
You can kiss my ass
D, A
D
Maybe a little harsh
A
Yes, I’ll admit
G
I took that just a little too far
A
But I couldn’t resist
D
Callin' ya out
A
On your bulls**t
G
Now will I be your friend?
A
No girl, not one bit
D
What’s that I see?
A
Could that be a tear?
G
Rollin’ down your cheek
A
Ok baby, come here
G D A
And you can join me for just one drink
Oh wait, no
G
No, you can’t sit here
A
No, I’m drinkin’ this beer
D G A
‘Cause you and all you done to me
G A
Now you seem so sad, you say you missed me bad
D G A
You think "well perfect" well honey I disagree
G A G
Now you wanna share a glass girl you must be high on grass
A
You can kiss my ass
D, G, A
G A G
No, I ain’t got no problems with him
D
The problem’s you
G A
When you ask me how I’ve been
Honey ain’t it clear?
G
Girl you can’t sit here
A
No, I’m drinkin’ this beer
D G A
‘Cause you and all you done to me
G A
Now you seem so sad, you say you missed me bad
D G A
You think "well perfect" well honey I disagree
G A G
Now you wanna share a glass girl you must be high on grass
A D
You can kiss my ass