Wheaties Box chords
Swap ↔ or rotate ↻ the device
Wheaties Box
written by Rick Moranis
2/24/06
INTRO: G
G
I can kick up my heels
C G
I can raise a glass to a good set of wheels
G
And I can ride a pony
C G
I can settle a score between a couple of friends, no more
C G
And if I need to I can walk the walk
C G
And if you ask me I can talk the talk
C G G/F# C
And if I have to I'll stand tall in these here socks
Am D
But I'll never be on a Wheaties box
G
I can make a pie
C G
I can help pick out an outfit to match the color of your eye
G
And I can tie a roast
C G
I can make 4 different lunches and not burn the toast
C G
And if I need to I can be a rock
C G
And if you ask me nice well I would say just knock
C G G/F# C
But if you give me the keys I can unlock all of your locks
Am D
But I'll never be on a Wheaties box
C G
I may not be an Adonis
C G
I might not sink my putts like Tiger Woods
C G G/F# C
I may not have those washboard abs but I sure can do the wash
Am D
And my ironing is pretty good
G
I can prune the plants
C G
I can stencil a whole floor and not ruin my pants
G
And I can glaze a room
C G
I can weave a wicked tablecloth on my antique loom
C G
And if your cue is slippin' here take my chalk
G G
And if you want a kung pao well let me grease my wok
C G G/F# Cm
And if you really gotta have those Calloways I'll sell some stocks
Am D
But I'll never, no I'll never
C G
Ti amo il mio caro ma il ill non e
C D C G
Mai su una scatola dei Wheaties