Revenge Of A Middle-aged Woman chords - Byrd Tracy

Byrd Tracy Lyrics

            Note: n.c. means no chord


I was looking for a cheap car in the Sunday classifies
When an ad jumped out and hit me right between my bugged out eyes
It was a two year old mercedes for 700 bucks
I couldn't make my trembling fingers dial that number fast enough
      A                                 G
The woman who picked up the phone said yes it's still for sale
But I've had about a 1000 calls so you better move your tail
when I drove up that long driveway with cash there in my hands
she met me at the garage in a short skirt and a tan
when we took it for a test drive I couldn't believe my luck 

She said,
I'll throw in them Arnold Palmer golf clubs there in the trunk A G none of this was making sense but then it dawned me n.c. when she referred as her old man as that cheatin' s.o.b. CHORUS: G It's a was a classic case of a woman scorn D She'll make that man wish he had never been born G She a forty something year old judge and jury A G F D Hell has no fury like revenge of a middle-aged wo-man D So she took me out to breakfast put it on his credit card D And by the time they poured the coffee she was pouring out her heart G Stories of his sneaking round and sorted escapades D Secretaries waitresses and bimbos half his age A G She said you know there is one thing I ought to thank him for n.c. But he ticked me off so much I put new locks on the doors to chorus, lead G D G A, D I believe good wine and woman get better with time D And if you ask me that man's a fool or else he must be blind G I'll never know his motives can't get inside his head D n.c. but I'm driving that Mercedes and I'm sleeping in his bed to chorus, to ending ENDING: F A G D Revenge of a middle-aged wo-man "I know I ought to feel guilty about something I just cant't think of what it might be"

Tracy Byrd Chords & Tabs List

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  2. A Cowboy And A Dancer Chords
  3. A Good Way To Get On My Bad Side Chords
  4. A Good Way To Get On My Bad Side 2 Chords
  5. A Little Love Chords
  6. Anybody Else's Heart But Mine Chords
  7. Anybody Elses Heart But Mi Chords
  8. Baby Put Your Clothes On Chords
  9. Better Places Than This Chords
  10. Big Love Chords
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  12. Cheapest Motel Chords
  13. Cowgirl Chords
  14. Don't Love Make a Diamond Shine Chords
  15. Don't Take Her She's All I've Got Chords
  16. Dont Take Her Chords
  17. Dont Take Her 2 Chords
  18. Down On The Bottom Chords
  19. Drink'in Bone Tabs
  20. Drinkin Bone Chords
  21. Every Time I Do Chords
  22. First Step Is The Two Step Chords
  23. For Me It's You Chords
  24. Good Ol' Fashion Love Chords
  25. Good Old Fashion Love Chords
  26. Have A Good One Chords
  27. Have A Good One (corrected) Chords
  28. Heaven In My Woman's Eyes Chords
  29. Heaven In My Womans Eyes Chords
  30. Holdin Heaven Chords
  31. Holdin' Heaven (in My Arms Tonight) Chords
  32. Holding Heaven In My Arms Tonight Tabs
  33. Honky-tonk Dancin Machine Chords
  34. Hot Night In The Country Chords
  35. How Good Youve Got It Chords
  36. How'd I Wind Up In Jamiaca Chords
  37. I Love You, That's All Chords
  38. I Wanna Feel That Way Again Chords
  39. I Wanna Feel That Way Again V.2 Chords
  40. I'm From The Country - Intro & Lead Tabs
  41. If I Stay Chords
  42. If Momma Ain't Happy Chords
  43. Im From The Country Chords
  44. Just Let Me Be In Love Chords
  45. Just Let Me Be In Love (no Capo) Chords
  46. Just Let Me Be In Love (simplified) Chords
  47. Just Let Me Be In Love 2 Chords
  48. Keeper Of The Stars Chords
  49. Keeper Of The Stars (cd Key) Chords
  50. Keeper Of The Stars 2 Chords
  51. Keeper Of The Stars 2 (correct) Chords
  52. Keeper Of The Stars 3 Chords
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  54. Lately (Dreamin' Bout Babies) Chords
  55. Lifestyles Not So Rich Chords
  56. Lifestyles Of The Not So Rich And Famous Chords
  57. Love Lessons Chords
  58. Love Lessons 2 Chords
  59. Love Lessons(capo) Chords
  60. Love, You Ain't Seen The Last Of Me Chords
  61. Make A Diamond Shine Chords
  62. Mossy Oak Song (pass It On) Chords
  63. Mossy Oak Song (Pass It On) Chords
  64. No Ordinary Man Chords
  65. Old One Better Chords
  66. Pink Flamingos Chords
  67. Pink Flamingos Chords
  68. Put Your Hand In Mine Chords
  69. Put Your Hand In Mine Chords
  70. Redneck Roses Chords
  71. Redneck Roses (no Capo) Chords
  72. Redneck Roses 2 Chords
  73. Revenge Of A Middle-aged Woman Chords
  74. Saltwater Cowboy Chords
  75. Saltwater Cowboy (capo) Chords
  76. Someone To Give Love Chords
  77. Someone To Give Love To Chords
  78. Somewhere I Wanna Go Chords
  79. Summertime Fever Chords
  80. Take Me With You When Go Chords
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  83. Ten Rounds Of Jose Cuervo 2 Chords
  84. Ten Rounds With Jose Cuervo Chords
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  86. The First Step Chords
  87. The First Step is the Two-Step Chords
  88. The Truth About Men Chords
  89. Tryin' Not To Love You Chords
  90. Tucson Too Soon Chords
  91. Walkin' In Chords
  92. Walkin' To Jerusalem Chords
  93. Watermelon Crawl Chords
  94. Watermelon Crawl (bass) Tabs
  95. Watermelon Crawl2 Tabs
  96. When Momma Ain't Happy Chords
  97. When You Go Chords
  98. Why Don't That Telephone Ring? Chords
  99. Why Dont Telephone Ring Chords
  100. You Feel Good Chords
  101. You Lied To Me Chords
  102. You Never Know Just How Good You've Got It Chords
  103. You Never Know Just How Good Youve Got It Chords