Garth Brooks Ruined My Life chords - Tim Wilson ♬ How to Play

Tim Wilson Chords

Garth Brooks Ruined My Life chords

Swap ↔ or rotate ↻ the device
Tim Wilson - Garth Brooks Ruined My Life

A
What’s the big deal about Garth Brooks
       D                   A
What’s he got that I ain’t got
Except the biggest country album in history
          E
And girls screamin’ in the parkin’ lot
   A
My wife thinks Garth Brooks hung the moon
         D                     A
Yeah she thinks Garth’s number one
                                                  E          A       
And there’s even husbands jealous at Garth Brooks over in Ireland.

D
I look better in a hat than he does
    A
And I got a lot more hair
I missed The Dance, Still Felt the Pain
                               E
And I’ve never had an Answered Pray
A
I wrote a hundred songs about rodeos
D But my wife wouldn’t listen to mine A Now I’m singin’ to Friends in a place so Low E A Garth Brooks couldn’t even find. D Garth Brooks you better hope we never meet A Or one of us is gonna get hurt Yeah you’ll let go of that Longneck Bottle E If I choke you with a Garth Brooks T-shirt A She has taken down our weddin’ pictures D And put a poster of you A And if you name comes up again when she’s sleepin’ E A There’s no tellin’ what I’ll do. D Yeah we went though this a few years ago A When she was dreamin’ about George Strait But now the name Garth Brooks are two words E I have grown to hate A Brother you look like a cowboy airport controller D With that ugly little microphone A Why don’t you quite tryin’ to turn my wife away E A And leave my life alone. D A I sick of, Garth Brooks D A (stop) I’m tired of hearin’ about, Garth Brooks D A (stop) I think I’ve had enough, Garth Brooks D A (stop) My wife is in love with, Garth Brooks D A (stop) She wants to be Mrs., Garth Brooks D A I hope his records sells like, Garth Brooks.