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Three Things Uglier Than Dale Jarrett's Car chords

Three Things Uglier Than Dale Jarrett's Car
Tim Wilson



Capo 2

* - one strum




        G                        Cadd9          G*
Name me three things uglier than Dale Jarrett's car
NC                        C9              D* (Let ring)
Keith Richards naked, thats close but no cigar
G                                         Cadd9       C9*
The Elephant Man in bowling shoes, with a chili vomit stain
N.C                                    D                   G
Or french kissin that poor woman from "Throw Mama From The Train"


        G                        Cadd9          G*
Name me three things uglier than Dale Jarrett's car
N.C                C9                  D* (Let ring)

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Lyle Lovett naked, dancin in a leather bar
G                               Cadd9          C9*
Richard Petty naked without his glasses or his hat
N.C                           D           G
Chick McGee naked.... oh, its uglier than that.


        G                        Cadd9          G*
Name me three things uglier than Dale Jarrett's Ford
N.C                            C9                     D*
Tony Siragusa in a jock strap, bouncin' on the divin' board
        G                                 Cadd9            C9*
Gettin' caught without an umbrella in the middle of a s**t storm
                                     D               G
But at least its the same color as a Dale Jarrett uniform!




G- 320033
Cadd9- x32033
C9- x32030
D- xx0232