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The Ballad Of John Rocker
Tim Wilson



G
John Rocker, your proctologist called,
                     C
They just found your head
            D
You've been awarded the Golden Rubber Glove,
                         G
For that stupid cr*p you said

You've got the loudest mouth in baseball,
                      C
Nobody could shut you up
      D
So in New York, even in your street clothes, 
                           G
You probably oughta wear a cup



Chorus
C John, your off your rocker G(quick strum) Better.. clean out that locker G D Or go out and throw about 22 perfect games C Son, you've clinched a spot Next to Marge Schotte G In the Dips**t Hall Of Fame G John Rocker, Detective Furhman called C He knows how you feel D And I bet you Congressman David Duke G Would probably help with your appeal Maybe you won't get suspended C Or have to pay that 20 grand D But if you can't close for the Braves right now, G You can start for the Ku Klux Klan Chorus C John, you're off your rocker G(quick strum) Thank God you don't play soccer G D Cause you'd probably get killed in a riot in the stands C G If you do an interview again, Ted said he's bringin' in D G A gay right handed pitcher from Japan.... (preferrably mute)