Boobs and Brakes Jesse Maican 1,2,3,4! Am C G F X2 (Am)I was raised in the (C) Indiana hills (G) Mom cooked meals and (F) dad payed the bills (Am)That's the way it's (C) always been (G)preacher said be(F)ware of sin (Am)Momma told me that I'd (C) grow up right if I (G) Worked all day and (F) drank all night (Am)My old school is a (C) stompin' ground when I (G) graduate (spoken) I'm stomping out of this town but... Chorus (Am)If it has (C) Boobs or brakes, it's (G) gonna give you (F) trouble (Am)That's what my (C) daddy used to (G)saaaa(F)aaay... (Am)If you fall in (C) love with something with (G)Boobies or (F) Brakes (Am) Boy, you'd (C) better run (G)Far, far a(F)way... Jimmy cracked corn, and nobody cared Till the day that Jimmy cooked up crack in his shed 5-0 came knocking at his door said, "We ain't playing around no more" Old Mother Hubbard went to her Cupboard To get her little doggy a bone... When she bent over Rover, he drove her (spoken) The dog had a bone of it's own... He did the (Am) loose booty(C) (G)Boot scootin' (F)rooty tootin' (Am)booty (C) (G)(F) Chorus Third verse different from the first Jackie had a gun, put daddy in a hearse and What's worse, is nobody knows How the end of the songline really goes I don't know just what I'd do If I would fall in love with you Life is a game, and I'm the kicker, (spoken)Beer before liqour you ain't never been sicker but.. Chorus Am C G F X4 (with hey yeah's) There's a man with a big old car and a Big old house and a big old girlfriend Then there's me with this can of beer, this pick this guitar and nobody to call my girlfriend I don't know, but I've been told The longer you live the more you get old I'll sing it out loud even if I ain't a singer If I (spoken)can't find the words, I'll just give 'em the middle finger cuz Chorus Went down to Tiajuana Gonna get me some cheap dental work... Am G Am It's pretty much just the same four chords the whole songs, but you gotta play it like it's the last song you'll ever play...make it rock This song is copyright by Mr. Maican and his Bacon Don't leave them alone with your beer Boobs and Brakes Jesse Maican 1,2,3,4! Am C G F X2 (Am)I was raised in the (C) Indiana hills (G) Mom cooked meals and (F) dad payed the bills (Am)That's the way it's (C) always been
(G)preacher said be(F)ware of sin (Am)Momma told me that I'd (C) grow up right if I (G) Worked all day and (F) drank all night (Am)My old school is a (C) stompin' ground when I (G) graduate (spoken) I'm stomping out of this town but... Chorus (Am)If it has (C) Boobs or brakes, it's (G) gonna give you (F) trouble (Am)That's what my (C) daddy used to (G)saaaa(F)aaay... (Am)If you fall in (C) love with something with (G)Boobies or (F) Brakes (Am) Boy, you'd (C) better run (G)Far, far a(F)way... Jimmy cracked corn, and nobody cared Till the day that Jimmy cooked up crack in his shed 5-0 came knocking at his door said, "We ain't playing around no more" Old Mother Hubbard went to her Cupboard To get her little doggy a bone... When she bent over Rover, he drove her (spoken) The dog had a bone of it's own... He did the (Am) loose booty(C) (G)Boot scootin' (F)rooty tootin' (Am)booty (C) (G)(F) Chorus Third verse different from the first Jackie had a gun, put daddy in a hearse and What's worse, is nobody knows How the end of the songline really goes I don't know just what I'd do If I would fall in love with you Life is a game, and I'm the kicker, (spoken)Beer before liqour you ain't never been sicker but.. Chorus Am C G F X4 (with hey yeah's) There's a man with a big old car and a Big old house and a big old girlfriend Then there's me with this can of beer, this pick this guitar and nobody to call my girlfriend I don't know, but I've been told The longer you live the more you get old I'll sing it out loud even if I ain't a singer If I (spoken)can't find the words, I'll just give 'em the middle finger cuz Chorus Went down to Tiajuana Gonna get me some cheap dental work... Am G Am It's pretty much just the same four chords the whole songs, but you gotta play it like it's the last song you'll ever play...make it rock This song is copyright by Mr. Maican and his Bacon Don't leave them alone with your beer
Original Artist Chords & Tabs List
- 'untitled' J. Cash Tribute Song Chords
- 31st Of Never Chords
- A House Ain't A Home Chords
- A Little Chance Chords
- A Prayer Without Wings Chords
- A Song For Love Chords
- Ain't Got A Damn Thing To Do Chords
- Ain't That Big Chords
- Alcohol & A Country Song Chords
- Always Thinkin' Of You Chords
- Amazing Grace (blues Gospel Style) Tabs
- Amy's Eyes Chords
- Anchor Chords
- Angel In Knoxville Chords
- Angel To Me Chords
- Anyday Chords
- Ash Trey Full Of Tears Chords
- Away With The Angels Chords
- Back Down Lenny Chords
- Ballad Of Six Chamber Sam Chords
- Barre Chord Blues Chords
- Be Honest ('cause I'm Gonna Lie) Chords
- Beat The Onry Off Me Chords
- Because I Love You Chords
- Been Down That Road Chords
- Big Wheel Symphony Chords
- Blame It On You Chords
- Boobs And Brakes Chords
- Both Sides Chords
- Broke Down, Lost & Spinning My Wheels Chords
- Broken Wings Chords
- Call It A Draw Chords
- Can I Come Home? Chords
- Car Song Chords
- Catch Me When I Fall Tabs
- Catch Those Dreams Chords
- Caught Between The Devil And You Chords
- Chain Of Pain Chords
- Chew Song Chords
- Christy's Song Chords
- Close Your Eyes Chords
- Cold Black Chill Chords
- Colorado Cowboy Cry Chords
- Comeback Cathy Chords
- Confused Chords
- Country Ain't Country Tabs
- Country Boy Redneck Message Chords
- Cubby The Perfect Dog Chords
- Danny Boy Revisited Tabs
- Dead In Dallas Chords
- Devil Ain't Got Nothin' On Me Chords
- Devil's Got Me In A Bind Chords
- Devil's Road (take One) Chords
- Do As I Say Chords
- Do As I Say ( Not As I Do) Chords
- Does God Have A Last Chance Chords
- Don't Know Me Chords
- Don't Make Me Choose Chords
- Don't Worry Baby Chords
- Double-wide Life Chords
- Drawer Full Of Hurtin' Songs Chords
- Drifter Chords
- Drifting Away Chords
- Drinkin' For A Livin' Chords
- Drinkins Gonna Kill Me Chords
- Drivin' To Commit Chords
- Eat Like I Ain't Dietin' Chords
- Empty Crowd Chords
- Even Cowboys Cry Chords
- Everchanging Tabs
- Everyday Is Just One Day Chords
- Excuse Me Miss Chords
- Ezekiel Revisited Chords
- Faded From View Chords
- Faded Memories Chords
- Fake Smile Tabs
- Father's Day Chords
- Fix Me Chords
- Flower Of The South Chords
- Flowers Of Love Chords
- For Her Chords
- For Mamma Chords
- For Waylon Chords
- Forgotten Well Chords
- Full Of Each Other Chords
- Ghost Radio Chords
- Ghostly Visions Chords
- Gift Of Your Love Chords
- Glad It Wasn't Me Chords
- God's Roses Never Die Chords
- Gone For Good Girl Chords
- Goodbye To Romance Chords
- Goodbye You Chords
- Guitars & Beer (axehappy) Chords
- He Drank My Whiskey Chords
- Hell Yes, I'm An Outlaw Chords
- Her Momma's Eyes Chords
- Hey, Mike! (the Yankee Roommate Song) Chords
- High Plains Drifter Chords
- How Many Sixpacks To Austin? Chords
- I Can Do All Things Chords
- I Don't Know What It Is Chords
- I Don't Love Pam'la Anderson Chords
- I Got Burned Chords
- I Got Homeschooled In A Trailer Tabs
- I Hate Mexico Chords
- I Live What I Write And Play What I Feel Chords
- I Lost Myself In Your Words Chords
- I Love Your Style Chords
- I Only Write When I'm Stoned Chords
- I Screen For Tsa Chords
- I Started With Nothing,I Still Got Some Left Chords
- I Wanna Get Drunk Chords
- I Watched You Dance Chords
- I Wish I Was Lonely Again Chords
- I Wish That I Could Love You Chords
- I Won't Go That Way Chords
- I'd Like To Be Famous Chords
- I'll See You Everywhere Chords
- I'll See You Later Chords
- I'm Gonna Leave Chords
- I'm Gonna Write A Song Chords
- I'm Over You Chords
- I'm Sorry I Let You Down Chords
- I'm The One Chords
- I've Got A Right To Know Chords
- If I Could Write A Love Song Chords
- If I'd Done Whats Right Chords
- If It Pleases You Chords
- If Jesus Asked Me For A Light Chords
- If You're Not From Here Chords
- It Don't Feel Right (if It Ain't All Wrong) Chords
- It Only Gets Better From Here Chords
- It Will Be Ok Chords
- It's Been A Long Time Chords
- It's Hard To Say I'm Sorry Chords
- Its Hard To Kiss The Lips Chords
- Jocks And Geeks Chords
- John Deere Cowboy Chords
- Johnny Lonely Chords
- Just Go Away Chords
- Katrina Katrina Chords
- Kelley's Bar Chords
- Last Laugh On The Trinity River Chords
- Leaving Stillwater Chords
- Let Forever Slip Away Chords
- Let The Hitch-hiker Wander Through The Night Chords
- Life And Death Chords
- Lifes Simple Things Chords
- Little Things Remind Me Chords
- Live For The Watermelon Chords
- Lonely Drifter Chords
- Looking For My Heart Chords
- Lord Of Mercy Chords
- Lost Then Found Chords
- Low Maintenance Women Drive High Maintenance Cars Tabs
- Lucky In Lubbock Chords
- Mandolin 4 A Gun Chords
- Marijuana Mindy Chords
- Memories That Never Leave Chords
- Midnight Barbeque Chords
- Mine Tonight Chords
- Misery Chords
- Mother Dearest (the Pain Inside) Chords
- Move A Little Farther Chords
- Music With Our Legends Gone Chords
- My Best Friends (revised) Chords
- My Closest Friends Chords
- My One Love Chords
- My Star Chords
- My World Falls Apart Chords
- Nashville Dreams Chords
- Nashville's Not For Me Chords
- No Luck At All Chords
- No Name, No Money, No Fame Chords
- Not My War Chords
- Ol' Hank Chords
- Old Age Blues Chords
- One Dance Chords
- One More Chords
- One More Rodeo Chords
- One Way Train Chords
- Over There Chords
- Pasture Party( The Real One) Chords
- Pick Your Poison Chords
- Pickin' Blind Chords
- Piece Of Paper In A Frame Chords
- Popgoesthe Tabs
- Prisoner In My Own Room Chords
- Prisoner's Lament Chords
- Pulling Strings (axehappy) Tabs
- Queen Of The Angels Gooddess Of My Soul Chords
- Redneck Jamboree Chords
- Reincarnation Song Chords
- Ride Of Life Chords
- Risen River Blues Chords
- Roadhouse Cowboy Chords
- Rock Island Blues Tabs
- Rockin' My Life Away Chords
- Rolling Stoned Who-haw #11 Chords
- Run The Risk Chords
- Runaway Life Chords
- Safe & Warm Tonight Chords
- Same As The Night Before Chords
- Saturday Night Swing(intro) Tabs
- Saturday Night Swing(part 1) Tabs
- Save Your Tears In A Shot Glass Chords
- Say That You Dont Love Me Chords
- September Will Never Be The Same Chords
- Set Up Them Drinks Chords
- Sex Drugs Your Mom And Me Chords
- She Drove Chords
- She Would've Left Me Anyway Chords
- She's Taken Chords
- Shell Of A Man Chords
- SÃ Chords
- Silent As The Moon Chords
- Singin The Blue From Singin' The Blues Chords
- Smoking Your Memories Chords
- Snowin' In San Antone Chords
- So Do I (one More Try) Chords
- So F****d Up Chords
- Someone Like Me Chords
- South Of Laredo Chords
- Stand Tall Chords
- Standing On The Edge Of Love Chords
- Stay True Chords
- Stockman's Cry Chords
- Stress Chords
- Sunday Mornin' Blues Chords
- Sunrise From The Highway Chords
- Take Off Your Blues Chords
- Taps Tabs
- Taylor's Song Chords
- Telephone Chords
- Tell Me A Lie Chords
- Ten More Years Chords
- Tender Comfort Of Your Heart Chords
- Texas Snow Chords
- That Old Ford Chords
- That Way Chords
- That's What I'm Gonna Do Chords
- That's What You Do Chords
- The Bartender Screw Chords
- The Best Way I Know Chords
- The Cost Chords
- The Drink Chords
- The Gift Of Your Love (chords) Chords
- The Hard Six Chords
- The Hell Outta Here Chords
- The Love You Threw Away Chords
- The Lucky Chords
- The Lullaby Chords
- The Midnight Road Chords
- The Next Day Chords
- The Old Wood Bridge Chords
- The Reason Chords
- The Tatooed Girl Chords
- The Trucker Song Chords
- The Way We Are Chords
- There's A Love Song In This Bottle Chords
- Think Of You Chords
- This Letter Chords
- This Little Feeling Chords
- This Must Be Goodbye Chords
- This Or That Chords
- Till The Sun Comes And The Beer Is Gone Chords
- Time For Us To Settle Down Chords
- Tiny Texas Town Chords
- Titty Show Chords
- To A Broken Man's Heart Chords
- To Feel Like This Chords
- Together Again Chords
- Traditional Cowboy Song Arrangement(1) Tabs
- Train Left Me Behind Again Chords
- Train Outta Jackson Chords
- Train Outta Jackson - Lmofle Version Chords
- Train Roll On Chords
- Tropical Shore Chords
- Undying Love Chords
- Unspoken Love Chords
- Wabash Cannon Ball Tabs
- Walk About Talk About Mood Chords
- Walk Away Acoustic Chords
- Way That You Would Go Chords
- Wayfaring Stranger Revisited Tabs
- Waylon Never Said It Wrong Chords
- Welcome To Texas, Y'all Chords
- What A Man Really Needs Chords
- What About The Night Chords
- What You'd See Chords
- When I'm Drunk Chords
- When I'm Not In Love Chords
- When Jesus Comes To Town Chords
- When The Roll Is Called Up Yonder Revisited Chords
- Where Are The Roses Chords
- Where Do You Go When You Leave Chords
- Whiskey Into Wine Chords
- Whiskey, Take Me Chords
- Why Do Country Singers Wear Those Black Hats? Tabs
- Why Must Our Children Pay Chords
- Why? Chords
- Won't Be Taken Alive Chords
- Ying Ying's Motel Blues Chords
- You Ain't Breakin' My Heart Chords
- You Can't Love By Yourself Chords
- You Made Me Believe (in Love Songs) Chords
- You Suck! Chords
- You Sure Are Pretty When You Cry Chords
- You'll Be Mine Chords
- You're All I Need Chords
- Your Picture In My Wallet Chords