Rodney Carrington, All The Reasons ( I Ain't Queer ) Tabs, Chords, Lyrics

Rodney Carrington, All The Reasons ( I Ain't Queer ) Tabs, Chords

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Rodney Carrington - All The Reasons ( I Ain't Queer ) (Chords)


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C  D  Em  D/F#  G

G                        C
I don't like poodles and popery
D                   G
pastel colors ain't good on me
C              G
i want a woman i can squeez
D                       D7
these are things that i believe


G                     C
I like John Wayne and overalls
D                       G
i hate chick flicks and shopping malls
C                G
I thank God that i've got balls
D                       D7
a pickup truck, a texas drawl


G                        C
I don't like flowers and fancy wine
D                        G
or talking on that phone all the time
C                         G
i don't like nothin' near my behind
D                        D7
it's an exit it suits me fine, oh

C                   D               G     
these are all those reasons i ain't queer
C                  D                G
(these are all the reasons he ain't queer)

G                     C
i think two holes are better than one
D              G
if you ask me, that's more fun
C              G
in and out and then i'm done
D                             D7
two guys kissin would make me run


G                     C
I don't like sex on a foo foo bed
D                          G
I don't wanna dance with a guy named Fred
C                 G
i did it once my face turned red
D                                D7 
you saw the tape - enoughs been said


G                  C
All my buddies, we like to drink
D                      G
watching fights at the hockey rink
C                  G
you won't catch me wearing pink
D                                         D7
i like the fact that my dick don't stink, oh

C                   D               G     
these are all those reasons i ain't queer

C               D               Em
Don't be poking nothing near my rear, yeah
C                   D              
these are all the reasons
C                D
the crazy cookoo reasons
C             D               G
these are the reasons i ain't queer 


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  1. Carrington Rodney - A Dozen Roses Chords
  2. Carrington Rodney - All The Reasons ( I Ain't Queer ) Chords
  3. Carrington Rodney - Baby Back (supersizing) Chords
  4. Carrington Rodney - Beer Is Better Than A Women Chords
  5. Carrington Rodney - Best You'll Do Tonight Chords
  6. Carrington Rodney - Brainless Chords
  7. Carrington Rodney - Burning Sensation Chords
  8. Carrington Rodney - Camouflage And Christmas Lights Chords
  9. Carrington Rodney - Carlos ( Hangin' With Rodney ) Chords
  10. Carrington Rodney - Dancin' With A Man Chords
  11. Carrington Rodney - Dear Penis Chords
  12. Carrington Rodney - Drink More Beer Chords
  13. Carrington Rodney - Fred Chords
  14. Carrington Rodney - Gay Factory Worker Chords
  15. Carrington Rodney - Good To Me ( Untitled Song ) Chords
  16. Carrington Rodney - Grandpa Chords
  17. Carrington Rodney - If I'm The Only One Chords
  18. Carrington Rodney - If You Play Your Cards Wrong Chords
  19. Carrington Rodney - Just One Beer Chords
  20. Carrington Rodney - Letter To My Penis Chords
  21. Carrington Rodney - Little Things That Piss Me Off Chords
  22. Carrington Rodney - Mamas' Got Her Boobs Out Chords
  23. Carrington Rodney - Marijuanville Chords
  24. Carrington Rodney - Masturbation Song Chords
  25. Carrington Rodney - More Of A Man Chords
  26. Carrington Rodney - Pickup Truck Chords
  27. Carrington Rodney - Put Your Clothes Back On Chords
  28. Carrington Rodney - Rap Star Chords
  29. Carrington Rodney - Rhymes With Truck Chords
  30. Carrington Rodney - She Saw Alotta Dick In 'er Day Chords
  31. Carrington Rodney - Shes Seen A Lot Of Chords
  32. Carrington Rodney - Show Them To Me Chords
  33. Carrington Rodney - Snowman Chords
  34. Carrington Rodney - That Awful Day Chords
  35. Carrington Rodney - The Chicken Song Chords
  36. Carrington Rodney - The Underwear Song Chords
  37. Carrington Rodney - Things We Didn't Know Chords
  38. Carrington Rodney - Those Little Things That Piss Me Off Chords
  39. Carrington Rodney - Titties And Beer Chords
  40. Carrington Rodney - Today’s The Day Chords
  41. Carrington Rodney - Ugly Women Chords
  42. Carrington Rodney - When My Wife Met My Girlfriend Chords
  43. Carrington Rodney - White Shirts And Rain Chords
  44. Carrington Rodney - Who Put The Dick On The Snowman Chords



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