E A
Well I went to the neighbors yard sale to see what I could find
B7 E
When I found an old pair of underwear hanging on a close line
E A
I asked an old women in a lawn chair how much you want for them drours
B7 E
She said if you're willin to touch them them nasty things are yours
E A
They been hanging out here in the back yard since 1985
B7 E
They were my husband's favorite pair when he was still alive
E A
They're stiff as a board in mildew if you wash em they'll be fine
B7 E
They got skid marks up to the waistband but they ain't no worse than mine
A E
I wish the boys at BVD could see me wearing these
A B7 * * * *
Oh they just might find it in their hearts to give me a pair for free ee ee ee ee
E A
Oh they are my favorite underwear I wear em everyday
B7 E
I use tape from scotch to repair the crotch but I get blisters that way
