Rodney Carrington, If You Play Your Cards Wrong Tabs, Chords, Lyrics

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Rodney Carrington - If You Play Your Cards Wrong (Chords)


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Chorus

         G                              C
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight.

D                              C      D        G
Youíve got all the makings, of my future ex-wife.

                                               C
Iíve got three bucks, my credit sucks, and my future donít look too bright.

        D                              C        D      G
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight.


Verse

Em                            C
Some call me a loser, and a lazy, no good slob.

            Em                            D
I lost my house, Iíve got no car, and I canít keep a job.

     C                        D
But Iíve got a big heart and another part,

         Em
Take me home youíll understand, 

C               D            C        D     G
Because my genitalia, looks like a pringles can.




Chorus

         C                D             G
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight.

    C           D               C        D          G
When I pull my pants down, you wonít believe Iím white.

                                            C
Itís been said that Iím Mr. Ed, but donít worry I wonít bite,

         D                             C       D       G
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight.


Verse

 Em                                C
Some call me dis-honest, and they say Iím just lying,

    Em                                D
But I peed next to old John Holmes andÖ.He started cryiní

     C                  D             Em
On a sunny day Iíve got it made, get under my wiener if you need shade..

        C                D              C      D       G
If you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight.


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