Pickup Truck - Rodney Carrington
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I'm getting married to my pickup truck
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It never leaves me when I'm down on my luck
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It doesn't shop at fancy stores or have a log book of all her divorces
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It doesn't care if I stay out late
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It doesn't bitch about the money I make
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We'll betogether until the end, it won't sleep with my best friend
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I'm gonna get down on one knee, and ask my truck if it'll marry me
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I'll never drive another car, we'll honey moon at the titty bar
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I'm gonna have the time of my life the exhaust pipes are tighter than my ex-wife
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You think I'm crazy but listen to this I can bring home a hooker and it won't get pissed,no
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Wedding ring won't cost me a buck when I get married to my pickup, pickup truck
