Well it (C)seems to me that this whole worlds gone (Am)crazy
There’s (F)to much hate and killin going (G)on
But when I (C)see the bare chest of a (Am)woman
My (F)worries and my problems are all (G)gone
No(F) one thinks of fighting, when they (G)see a topless girl
Maybe(Am) if you would show yours to, (F)we could save the (G)world
Show them to (C)me, show them to (Am)me
Unclasp(F) your bras and set those puppies (G)free
They'd look a (C)whole lot better without that sweater baby (Am)I'm sure you'll agree
If (F)you got, two fun bags, (G)show them to me(C)
I don't care if they don't match or if (Am)ones bigger then the other
(F)you could show me one, (G)and I’ll imagine the other
(C)even if your really old, (Am)there’s nothing wrong
(F)don't be sad your boobs ain't bad, there (G)just a little long
Show them to (C)me, show them to (Am)me
Lift (F)up your shirt and let the whole world (G)see
(C)just this row, show your globes and a (Am)happy man I'll be
If (F)you got, dos chi chi's, (G)show them to me (C)
(F)I've met a lot of them, but (G)never one I hated
(F)even if you had thirteen kids and you (G)think they look deflated
There’s (F)no such thing as a bad breast, I (G)believe this much is true
If your a (F)big fat man I'm a titty fan and id (G)love to see yours toooo
Show them to (C)me, show them to (Am)me
Just (F)like the girls gone wild on (G)T.V.
(C)just lean back and show your rack and (Am)I’ll be in ecstasy
If (F)you got two casabas, (G)show them to me (C)
(F)all the world will live in harmony(G)
It’ll (C)do yea good, it’ll give me wood, (Am) we'll make history
(F strum) if you love your (G)country, (F)I'm gonna say it one more time,
I said if you (F)love your (G)country yea
Then stand up and show them big old boobies to me(C)
[Thanks to Bruce Bowman for tabs]
