Intro:
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continue that pattern the entire way through song, you always strum D four times,
except during the first line of the two verses, G and A are always strummed twice
Verse 1
D G A D
Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore
G A D
You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor
G A D
Oh Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore
G A D
It used be me and you a paper towel and a dirty magazine
G A D
Thats all we needed to get by
G A D
Now it seems things have changed and I think that youre the one to blame
G A D
Dear Penis I dont like you anymore
Verse 2
(he sings)
D G A D
Dear Rodney I dont think I like you anymore
G A D
Cause when you get to drinkin', you put me places I've never been before
G A D
Oh Rodney I dont like you anymore
G A D
Why can't we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship
G A D
Come to terms with truly how we feel
G A D
If we put our heads together, we can just stay home forever
G A D
Dear Penis, I think I like you after all
G A D
Oh and Rodney while youre shavin', shave my balls
