G C
When I'm sittin on a toilet in a house that I don't know
D G
Lookin all around me where the toilet paper go
C
I'm feelin really uneasy I'm feelin real uncertain
D G
Cause I gotta wipe my butt again with the shower curtain
Chorus:
C D G
It's those little things those itty bitty things
C D G
It's those little things like that that piss me off
G C
When I pick up on a women and I take her home to bed
D G
She starts to take her clothes of and she starts to hell you know
C
I ask her what her name was she told me it was venus
D
I reach down between her legs
Sing Chorus
G C
Last night I went out drinkin in my old daddy's lincoln
D G
I hit a tree killed friend
C
I start to scream and hollar cause he owed me twenty dollar
D G
I know I'll never see it again
Sing Chorus
