Were You Born An Asshole chords - Jimmy Buffett ♬ How to Play

Were You Born An Asshole chords

 Intro: Spoken
   D
   Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other
   night.
        G    
   When somebody nearly cut me right off the      
   road.
     A 
   I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to
   get mad.
                D 
   So I wrote a song about him instead. 
   It goes like this... 

   D
   Were you born an a**hole?
              G
   Or did you work at it your whole life?
   A
   Either way it worked out fine
                    G         D
   'Cause you're an a**hole tonight. 

   D
   Yes you're an A S S H O L E...

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                 G
   And don't you try to blame it on me.
   A     
   You deserve all the credit.
             G         D
   You're an a**hole tonight.

 
   D
   You were an a**hole yesterday.
             G
   You're an a**hole tonight.
   A 
   And I've got a feelin'
                G                        D 
   You'll be an a**hole the rest of your life.

 
   D
   And I was talkin' to your mother
   G 
   just the other night.
     A 
   I told her I thought you were an a**hole.
              G                   D 
   She said, "Yes. I think you're right." 

       D
   And all your friends are a**holes
                 G 
   'Cause you've known them your whole life. 
       A 
   And somebody even told me
                 G             D 
   You've got an a**hole for a wife.
 
   D
   Were you born an a**hole? 
              G
   Or did you work at it your whole life?
   A 
   Either way it worked out fine
                    G        A7      D
   'Cause you're an aaaass... hole tonight.


[Thanks to Sparky for corrections]