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Plastic Girl
By Todd Snider
rmofle at satx.rr.com
12/29/2004


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Well I knew I had to have her when I sent off in the mail
       D                           A
When I saw her picture in that magazine
A
And when the postman brought her, I thrilled as I blew up
    A                                 D
The prettiest plastic girl you’d ever seen
  D
I called the new girl Wendy and Wendy blew my mind
  D                          G
I figured that I’d keep her around
    G                          D
Her plug kept her inflated and when I it in
    A                             D
But when I pulled it out she’d go down


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        G                                                  D
She’s a life sized, wife sized, full grown blow up plastic girl, and nothin’s missin’
    G                                                D           A 
She never had a headache and she ain’t got bad breath when we’re kissin’
      G           
She’s there when you need her, she’s more than just a friend
        D                      G
And her skin is as smooth as a pearl
         D                      A                           D
She’s my life sized, wife sized, full grown blow up plastic girl


Well I didn’t tell anybody except my best friend Earl
Cause you can’t trust just anyone you see
And when I’d come home late at night all tired from makin’ pizzas
Wendy, she’d be waitin’ there for me

One night I came home anxious with Wendy on my mind
And it broke my heart in two when I walked in
And I found the one I’d always thought would always be just mine
Layin’ there with Earl, my best friend

Now I never dreamed that Wendy would be the cheatin’ kind
And I never figured Earl would let me down
But you don’t know what can happen in these modern mixed up times
Cause there’s a lot of f**kin’ wierdos runnin’ around