Statistician Blues chords - Todd Snider

Todd Snider Lyrics


            Statistician Blues
By Todd Snider


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They say 3 percent of the people use 5 to 6 percent of their brain
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97 percent use 3 percent and the rest goes down the drain
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I'll never know which one I am but I'll bet you my last dime
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99 percent think with 3 percent 100 percent of the time

64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about

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Too much to think about
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Too much to figure out
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Stuck between hope and doubt
A E A It's too much to think about They say 92 percent of everything you learned in school was just bullsh*t you'll never need 84 percent of everything you got you bought to satisfy your greed Because 90 percent of the world's population links possessions to success Even though 80 percent of the wealthiest 1 percent of the population Drinks to an alarming excess More money, more stress It's too much to think about Too much to figure out Stuck between hope and doubt It's too much to think about Pick it now 84 percent of all statisticians truly hate their jobs They say the average bank robber lives within say about 20 miles of the bank that he robs There's this little bank not far from here I've been watching now for a while Lately all I can think about's how bad I wanna go out in style And it's too much to think about Too much to figure out Stuck between hope and doubt It's too much to think about That's right It's too much to think about Amen It's too much to think about Mmm hmmm


Todd Snider Chords & Tabs List

  1. 24 Hours A Day Chords
  2. A Stone's Throw Away Chords
  3. Age Like Wine Chords
  4. Alcohol & Pills Chords
  5. All Of My Life Chords
  6. All That Matters Chords
  7. Alot More Chords
  8. Alright Guy Chords
  9. Anywhere Chords
  10. Back To The Crossroads Chords
  11. Ballad Of The Devil's Backbone Tavern Chords
  12. Ballad Of The Kingsmen Chords
  13. Barbie Doll Chords
  14. Beer Run Chords
  15. Beer Run 2 Chords
  16. Better Than Ever Blues Part Ii Chords
  17. Betty Was Black (willie Was White) Chords
  18. Bring 'em Home Chords
  19. Can't Complain Chords
  20. Carla Chords
  21. Cheatam Street Warehouse Chords
  22. Class Of 85 Tabs
  23. Combover Blues Chords
  24. Conservative Christian Right Wing Republican Chords
  25. Country When It Rocks Chords
  26. Crooked Piece Of Time Chords
  27. D.B. Cooper Chords
  28. Deja Blues Chords
  29. Doublewide Blues Chords
  30. East Nashville Skyline Chords
  31. Easy Money Chords
  32. Enough Chords
  33. Feel Like I'm Falling In Love Chords
  34. Forty Five Miles Chords
  35. Godsend Chords
  36. Happy New Year Chords
  37. Happy To Be Here Chords
  38. I Can Drink Any Woman Pretty Chords
  39. I Can't Complain Chords
  40. I Spoke As A Child Chords
  41. I Spoke As A Child (correct Version) Chords
  42. I Will Not Go Hungry Chords
  43. Incarcerated Chords
  44. Iron Mike's Main Man's Last Request Chords
  45. Just Like Old Times Chords
  46. Keep Off The Grass Chords
  47. Lonely Girl Chords
  48. Long Year Chords
  49. Money Compliments Publicity Chords
  50. Money, Compliments And Publicity Chords
  51. Moondawg's Tavern Chords
  52. My Generation Chords
  53. Never Let Me Down Chords
  54. New Connection Chords
  55. Once He Finds Us Chords
  56. Plastic Girl Chords
  57. Play A Train Song Chords
  58. Prison Walls Chords
  59. Rocket Fuel Chords
  60. Rose City Chords
  61. Seattle Grunge Rock Blues Chords
  62. Sideshow Blues Chords
  63. Somebody's Coming Chords
  64. Statistician Blues Chords
  65. Stuck All Night Chords
  66. Sunshine Chords
  67. T.v. Guide Chords
  68. Tension Chords
  69. That Was Me Chords
  70. This Land Is Our Land Chords
  71. Tillamook County Jail Chords
  72. Vinyl Records Chords
  73. Waco Moon Chords
  74. What's Wrong With You Chords
  75. You Got Away With It Chords
  76. You Think You Know Somebody Chords