Attitude Adjustment chords - Hank Williams Jr Chords

Attitude Adjustment chords

            
 Now is someone will chord this we will be in business. This was transcribed by Grover Giddens of Oklahoma City. gcgiddens@hotmail.com
 
 ÊATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT, HANK JR.
 
 I met an old friend in the bar the other night 
 He got a little drunk and he wanted to fight; 
 He jumped up and challenged every man in the room. 
 And just about the time he got the words out 
 An old boy jumped up and closed his mouth 
 And used his head for a mop and his butt for a broom.
 It was an Attitude Adjustment, I guess it was his first time. 
 An attitude adjustment, now he understands just fine. 
 He got bent out of shape, then he opened his mouth 
 And just one appointment straightened him right out 
 It was an attitude adjustment--It'll work every time.
 
 Now I've got this big old Brother-in-law 
 And me and him just never did get along 
 Cause he just wasn't treating my sister nice. 
 He got drunk one night and started and beating me up 
 And I went and got a tire tool out of my truck 
 And straightened him out as cold as a block of ice.
 It was an attitude adjustment and it'll work every time. 
 An attitude adjustment-I made him see the light. 

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 Now he says I'm his kind of man, 
 He comes around me with his hat in his hand 
 It was an attitude adjustment; I cured his family pride.
 
 Now my girl friend slapped me in the face 
 And I said "Darling, that was your first mistake". 
 And then she went wild and her eyes turned red. 
 She started breaking everything and screaming loud 
 And kicking me and cussing me out 
 And I gave her a little adjustment on the top of her head.
 It was an attitude adjustment, Ah she loves on me all the time. 
 Just an attitude adjustment, She's got a whole new frame of mind. 
 She don't nag and I don't beg, We get along and like I said, 
 Just an attitude adjustment Ah, everything's just fine.
 
 She called the cops to take me in 
 And I said "You'll never do it , Friend". 
 And they just smiled and said "Oh yes we will!". 
 Now sticks to the head and kicks to the shin 
 And several bites by Rin Tin Tin 
 And I couldn't wait to get into that jail.
 It was an attitude adjustment, Oh I went along peacefully 
 Attitude adjustment, They made me clearly see 
 So my head is black and my legs are blue 
 And both knee caps are bit clean through 
 It was an attitude adjustment 
 Made my whole life look brand new.
 YES, SIR. I UNDERSTAND JUST FINE--PERFECTLY